Okay, we've all had The Talk by now. Either Uncle Tony or Dr. Flippen have sat us all down and told us where prime matter comes from. We now know the facts of life. What we have to do now is figure out how it pertains to real life. I, personally, think prime matter is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Although that saying doesn't really work, because prime matter came before sliced bread, it being the potentiality to be bread and all. So it's the coolest thing since, well, itself? I mean, what came before prime matter? Oh, that's right, The Unmoved Mover! That's right, kids, I hate to burst your bubble, but God exists! Right there is the importance of prime matter. And I just used the word 'right' three times in a row. Right on! But enough of that insanity.
As Uncle Tony explained prime matter, I began to wonder about it's practical purposes, namely, how it correlates to exploding bunnies. I couldn't figure out a direct connection, but I knew there must be one. I resolved one day to sit down and figure it out. But today is not that day, sorry.