But I'm going to anyway.
The pool I work at was picked as the safest pool of the month by the company. Considering that Century (the lifeguarding firm that I work for) staffs most of the pools in the northern Virginia/Maryland area, thisis a pretty big deal. They were impressed by the efficiency of certian guards and I was listed among them. The good news is that I get a small bonus, a gift certificate. The bad news is that we have to do just as well next month to keep up appearances.
I'm sorry to say it, but I like boasting.