The best part of yesterday was when a little kid vomited into the pool and a was graced with the privalege of cleaning it up. Vomit in the pool is a nice break to the regular doldrum of yelling at kids who have never been disceplined in their life. You can tell I'm tired. Sometimes I just wish we could release crocodiles into the water. Or mabye if I could carry a shotgun as I lifeguarded. That would keep them in line.
My job's not so bad, actually. I just like to complain.