I've been looking through my notebook from this last semester, I've found quite a few closelines scribled in the margins that never made it to the Chronicler. Some were submitted, but rejected. Some never got beyond the "Ladies for Larry" cover of my notebook. I figured this would be a splendid time to post some of these.
Cover the popcorn, I'm gonna Febreeze!
-- Sydney (Disclaimer: she was talking about the spray one uses to get bad smells, or Quias, out of rooms.)
I've been doing it all my life.
Well that's okay, now you can stop.
--Dominick (Ah, forensics.)
Knowing Ren and knowing of Ren are two different things. It's like experiencing the Holocoust or reading about it.
Concupiscence is our disordered passions caused by Original Sin.
Well my disordered passions tell me that Brad Pitt is really hott!
Science, I said science. Science again.
Process of Rubbing Two Objects Together
-- heading of my physics notes one day (yes, PQ, I took notes!)
Some people hear colors and taste sound.
-- Dr. Townsend
It's so pretty!
Well it is!
-- Dr. Townsend
History (Dr. Schwartz unplugged.)
The heratics need to be punished.
-- Dr. Schwartz (said with a mischevious glint in his eye.) I copied this & ilustrated it with lightening bolts.
Beware the badly dressed men with sticks.
-- Dr. Schwartz (Oh, the troubles of pilgramages.)
Okay, fine. I'll be Pope
(Okay, maybe you had to be there for that one.)
Musings in Lit Class
Idifferent people are squishy.
Theological facts are my friends.
--both by WP
If you were a horse, that backpack would weigh more than your average rider.
-- CO to WP
At the end of the day, why are we giving truth to each other? What? Is it a hot potatoe?
-- Dr. Cuddeback
Am I right, like rainbow trout?
Quia is a man.
Ahh, the power of a pig.
After having eaten the admiral for dinner, the cannibal threw up his arms in disgust.
Some men are not birds.
-- syllogism conclusion (hmm...it's valid, but is it true?)
Some bird watchers like to spread their wings.
-- Meghan (possible conclusion)
Up with falsity, down with truth!
-- Logical, but not moral, saying
Men are risible because they draw raindeer on cave walls.
Either all groundhogs nurse their young, or some grounghogs don't nurse their young.
If some ghs do not not nurse their young, then baby ghs eat their parents.
No baby ghs eat their parents.
All ghs nurse their young.
All men are evil people.
Evil people go to Hell.
All men go to Hell.
--Barbara by Meghan